Just because you have to eat your vegetables this holiday season doesn't mean you have to eat them plain.
The 9.7-inch tall tin will definitely elevate your party tricks-ranch dressing keg stands, anyone?More news: Whole Foods to hire 6000 workers nationwide
Someone figured out that five liters is a year's worth of dressing.More news: The Razer Phone is coming on November 17
The site says the key is lined with a special, FDA-approved coating that will keep the ranch tasting fresh. And Hidden Valley notes that the kegs are "stackable", in the event that you'd need more than one...
The catch? You must pre-order it with shipping now because the item ships on December 11. It also includes a year's supply of ranch.More news: Catalan leader Carles Puigdemont turns himself in to Belgian police, report says
Or wear your ranch - on an ugly holiday sweater featuring a bottle of it.